Rebirth of the Villainous Female Boss - Chapter 672 - Chapter 672: Chapter 646: Warning, High Energy Dog Food Ahead (Thanks to Kateliu for the Silver Reward+17 updates)

Chapter 672: Chapter 646: Warning, High Energy Dog Food Ahead (Thanks to Kateliu for the Silver Reward+17 updates)

A straight man’s aesthetics always make people kneel in submission.

Yu Xiaoqiang’s color scheme, which transcended human imagination, shocked Xiao Qian half to death. And instead of earning her praise, he got beaten and felt wronged.

“I thought you liked the green color…” Holding his scratched face, Xiao Qiang defended himself.

“I do like green! I even want to change the newly obtained certificate into green, would you like that?!”

Yu Minglang shook his head NON-STOP, that idea was utterly unacceptable!

“Daughter-in-law… if you can’t appreciate it, then I… I’ll renovate!” He said the last three words pitifully, after all, he had gone to a lot of trouble for the surprise.

Xiao Qian stood powerlessly in the room she couldn’t bring herself to love.

“Renovating is easier said than done; do you know how much trouble it is to remove this floor? Forget it, I’ll come up with something else.”

She didn’t believe she couldn’t save the house ruined by a straight man’s disastrous taste!

Fortunately, though Yu Minglang had a straight man’s aesthetics, he didn’t have straight man cancer. If he dared to ruin the house and still be stubborn, then he was truly irredeemable.

A good husband knows how to rectify his mistakes, even if he is a bit… eccentric.

“Hehe, my daughter-in-law can’t bear to see me sleep alone. You’re afraid that renovating would delay our move-in, right?” Some people shine with even the slightest encouragement.

Not only eccentric, but also smug… Xiao Qian felt the urge to beat him again. Not only did his aesthetic taste break the limit, but his thick face was also astonishing!

“Stay away from me. I don’t want to see your silly face!” Xiao Qian walked heartbrokenly in the room he had ruined. Even if he had left it unfinished, she wouldn’t be in so much pain.

“Daughter-in-law, I know I still have shortcomings. In the past, we were apart too often and didn’t have the chance to understand each other well. Soon, we’ll live together, and I feel that my flaws will gradually be exposed. Please just tell me directly wherever I am making a mistake, and I will change.”

Xiao Qian stomped her foot, looking at Er Ha Qiang in disbelief. Such emotional words didn’t seem like something he would say.

He caressed Xiao Qian’s face affectionately, “We were apart too often in the past, and I didn’t fulfill my responsibilities as a good husband. From now on, I will take care of you and not let you get so tired.”

Everyone likes to hear nice words, and Xiao Qian felt half of her anger extinguished by the ugly decoration.

“If you stop causing me trouble, I won’t be tired… actually, you’re not that bad.”

Come to think about it, her Er Ha hadn’t always been by her side in the past two years, but he had done his best to take care of her. When he wasn’t around, he would send his friends over, and when he was, he would do everything himself–although occasionally ruining the house with his eccentric behavior, his flaws didn’t overshadow his virtues. On major matters, he was still reliable.

“For the past ten years, I grew up in an all-male environment. I went to military school right after high school and entered the army after getting my master’s degree. I didn’t have much interaction with girls before–sometimes I was too eager to show off in front of you, but it always backfired and made you unhappy. It’s my fault. After we move in together, just tell me if I’m doing anything wrong. And about turning the certificate green–don’t mention it again, it’s bad luck.”

Was getting married easy? Finally, after four years of a love marathon, they obtained the certificate. On the first day of Yu Minglang’s entry into the family, he already made his daughter-in-law angry. Er Ha was really scared, too.

“Turning it green doesn’t mean divorce. What are you afraid of?” She punched him lightly, “Can’t I color the certificate green with a watercolor pen? You wish to divorce! After flirting with me for so many years, it’s finally my chance to enslave you and make you work like cattle and horse for me. Do you think you can escape?”

“I won’t run~ Hehe~” Yu Minglang pressed Xiao Qian against the pink wall, intending to confine her in the love-filled pink room.”

“You didn’t have the opportunity to meet women in the past 10 years, but it’s not like you never interacted with girls 10 years ago, did you? You even ditched class to play tennis with them, haha!”

“…” Could we not mention playing tennis?

“Daughter-in-law, I’ve thought about it. From now on, I can’t play tennis with female comrades anymore, I have to play with my daughter-in-law.”

“I don’t like playing tennis! Do you expect me to play with the leftovers you played with other women? Pah!”

Even if it happened at a time when they were young and ignorant, it’s still not allowed!

This jealousy successfully pleased Yu Xiaoqiang.

“Daughter-in-law, no one else has played with this one. Look, this ball only belongs to my ‘little aunt’ Xiao Mei–”

Driving a car and acting like an old driver, yi ya yi ya yo~

“Brother Lang’s ball weighs more than 2 pounds? Hahaha!” Boss Qian accidentally made a joke.

Brother Lang’s face darkened…

He must have misheard, right? Wasn’t his wife a high-end intellectual and a high-class psychologist?

People called her Boss Qian, or the legendary Society’s Sister Qian–how come she seemed so skilled at playing with suggestive words?

“Add a stick for a total of 4 pounds, and people from the Jianghu will give you the nickname ‘4 pounds brother,’ hahaha!”

“…”

Brother Lang had initially wanted to play the role of an old driver, but Boss Qian’s words left him not knowing whether to laugh or cry, as if he was hearing a dirty train in his ears.

“Daughter-in-law, I think you have a cognitive impairment. How could it be that heavy? Come on, try it on for me–no, support it for me and see how heavy it really is~”

If he couldn’t drive, then he’d have to “ride” the car. Perfect!

After driving the whole night, even waking up to a pink ceiling didn’t feel so annoying anymore.

Xiao Qian heard his low voice speaking in the outer room.

“… Total, treat my wife well. In a few days, you’re going to have a lottery event in the newly built building, right? You don’t have to give my wife too big a prize, a second or third prize will do. Yes, we’re renovating our house right now, so it would be best if the prize is a home appliance package or something. That way, my wife doesn’t have to go to the shopping mall–give money? Don’t! My wife doesn’t lack money. I just don’t want her to run to the mall and squeeze with a bunch of people. Shopping is also quite troublesome, going through everything and comparing cost-performance ratios. I don’t want her to be so exhausted.”

Who is he blackmailing now? Xiao Qian closed her eyes with a smile on her lips.

“What are we lacking at home? Well, aside from men and women, we lack everything: refrigerators, TVs, washing machines, air conditioners, you name it. So just choose, or else I won’t let my wife give you advice. Every day, you use my wife like a workhorse. I’ve seen the materials in her bag; you even asked her to analyze people for you. My wife works so hard and even has dark circles under her eyes!”

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Eldest Brother Yu, who was being extorted by Yu Minglang, was at a loss for words. “Letting my younger sibling analyze a few competitors for me wouldn’t tire her out to this extent, right? Are you the one causing her dark circles because you have no self-control? And did a cat scratch your throat? Why is your voice even smaller than a mosquito’s?”

“Nonsense! My wife is still asleep, isn’t she? If I don’t keep my voice down, what if I wake her up!”

“Why don’t you think about being considerate towards your older brother? I went to watch you getting your marriage certificate yesterday, and when I returned, I was punished with drinking until 2:30 am. I just lay down, and you’ve just gotten me up…”

Who wanted such an unreasonable little brother? Get him out of here! Eldest Brother Yu yawned unhappily.

Her husband was becoming more and more enlightened. Once she moved in, she would be able to listen to Xiao Qiang’s deception every day. Looking forward to it, Xiao Qian fell back asleep with a smile on her face.